Wednesday, December 03, 2008

I'm 5% skinnier today


How to use a body-fat caliper: (and in case you're a little too obsessed like I am, order them here or you can pay full price at www.accumeasurefitness.com)

Read the instructions, even if you've already been using the thing for 3 years. That little slider-ma-bob-thingy on there, you're supposed to slide that all the way the right before measuring. That way, when the calipers click into position, that black line on there tells you how many millimeters you've pinched. Do NOT use the edge of the jaws themselves where the yellow line is, that is NOT where you're supposed to read the measurement.
So, instead of 12mm=25% body fat, I'm in fact 9mm=20% body fat. As my goal was to get to 20% body fat, I'm done. Easiest fitness goal I've ever reached. All praise to technical error paired with a touch of idiocy. Now I can be skinny and stupid. I feel my modeling contract coming on.

3 comments:

Liz McCoy said...

LOL! another testament to reading directions first LOL.

Rebecca's Portraits and Murals said...

SERIOUSLY LAUGHING

Texas Triggs said...

super fast loss momma! Congratulations! Hope I can follow in your footsteps:)